Wednesday, June 23, 2004

HONEY, I'M HOME

HONEY, I'M HOME



So Italy was eliminated. Well, well, well. Done in by a possibly scandalous Scandinavian pair. What a sad story this Italian tale turned out to be.

Spitting in peoples faces and going home. At least the pasta is nice.

And what of Denmark and Sweden "playing" to a mysterious 2-2 tie? Weren't those the correct numbers to assure both Scandinavian neighbors advancing?

That's just scandalous! (Add the Copenhagen dance club, dance floor beat here.)

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.

Whatever. Both Denmark and Sweden have fared well when advancing to the knockout stages of major tourneys in the past...at least somewhat...from time to time.

The Italians go back to their beautiful women. Poor guys.

THESE GUYS ARE NUTS



Yep, you could almost see it coming after Monday's one-run effort.

Sox 11, Indians 9. Extra innings.

If the Sox aren't getting completely shutdown, they're playing in, and usually winning, wild shootouts. Slugfests.

These guys need pills or something.

Jose Valentin had the big hit, the biggest hit. I'm not surprised.

Jon Rausch, the once condemned one, the but now-he's-back one, the pray-like-hell-he-is-the-fifth-starter one, was at home plate congratulating Valentin, for what it's worth. He looked happy.

Hey, Rausch really CAN find the time to stick around for the full nine innings. I guess he had nothing better to do. Who knows?

Now if only he can pitch six or seven good innings on Thursday...he can be at the bar by the eighth for all I care.

Shingo = shutdown.

...AND FARNSFORTH GOT THE WIN? IN ST. LOUIS? COME ON!



No, really, Farnsworth did get da win. And Derrek Lee has been da man in June.

Da Cubs.

YES, SCI-FI GEEKS, THAT IS DANA



Apparently, she pops up under "conspiracy theory". Who knew?

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