Tuesday, June 28, 2005

If Lightning Struck Once, That Would Be Enough

There are plenty of people around the world who like to blame the United States for, well, pretty much everything. But this takes the cake. Zimbabwe is accusing the US and UK of manipulating climate changes for political gain.

Yeah, that's right. We're controlling the weather now and casusing droughts to starve Africans.

Come on now. Don't these people know we don't give a shit about Africans. Jeez.

Of course, maybe Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe might want to settle this little mess before accusing other countries of holding off on those always effective rain dances. It's beginning to look a just a little too much like another Rwanda or Sudan, and a little like the latest in a long line of violence from Mugabe.

Hey, if the US can control the weather, I have a suggestion for the destination of a lightning bolt.


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