Wednesday, June 29, 2005

So There's A White Guy...

...and a black guy and a Mexican guy and they walk into a bar and...

Sorry, no joke here. But this shit is funny. Well, it's not funny. It's actually repugnant and offensive.



But there's something humorous about Mexicans and blacks now fighting about racial innuendo, especially when it's over a comic book character from the 1940s. You can't make this stuff up. The world has gone mad. Have they all forgotten that it's the white man dragging them down?

Is this progress? Or is it a step backward?

Is it OK to laugh? Or would that be offensive, too?

Either way, I guess the heat is temporaily off us white guys.

Here are some jokes in lieu of the one I teased you with before...for the ladies, of course.

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

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