Wednesday, July 13, 2005

I'm $%$#@# Getting #$%@#$# Cards!!!

Everyone's favorite baseball wife, Anna Benson, ran into some trouble at the World Series of Poker:

Anna Benson, wife of Mets pitcher Kris Benson, caused a major stink in Las Vegas. The buxom former stripper was ejected from the World Series of Poker on Saturday for excessive cursing. After serving a 10-minute penalty for dropping the "f-bomb," a violation of tournament rules, Benson returned. "Does that mean I can't say any other word?" she asked her dealer, saying a few other choice obscenities. Benson, whose $10,000 fee was sponsored by, was immediately booted from the game. She also was barred later from a Bellagio steakhouse after the restaurant refused to let her eat with her French bulldog puppy, Petunia. "She threw a huge fit," a witness said, before she stormed off.

Is this earth-shattering news? No, but it did prompt me to post this picture, and that's what we all want, now isn't it?

That is all.


Blogger Brian said...

I saw one game at Old Comiskey back in 1990. We had skybox seats and Ozzie Guillen kept looking up and flirting with my cousin's hot girlfriend. True story.

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