Tuesday, September 13, 2005

The Asshole is Back



Hide your needles. Barry Bonds, unfortunately, is back. To this the Unknown Column says, "Too bad, he wasn't missed."

Here's hoping another injury derails Bonds' career permanently and the cheater never gets a sniff at Hank Aaron's record. Fuck Barry Bonds.



Speaking of returns, Mark Messier will not be making one when NHL play resumes. He'll retire after 25 years, six NHL titles, and one fling with Madonna. Not too shabby.

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