Monday, February 27, 2006

You, Sir, Are A Woman

I just have to give a hearty GO FUCK YOURSELF to the Timberwolves fan who wet his dress last night. In case you missed it, the breakdown goes like this:

- Kevin Garnett was unhappy with a call so he tossed the ball into the stands. He didn't sling the ball or whip it or wind up or anything of the sort. He lazily tossed the ball in the direction of the front rows as he turned to head back downcourt. The ball was tossed with roughly the same velocity you'd toss a ball if playing catch with a kid.

- The ball lands on the pussified fan in question. Judging by his reaction, it may have hit him in the nose.

- Garnett comes over and extends his hand to apologize, to which the fan gives Garnett a dirty look and refuses.

- Then it gets good. After arena ushers question the man, he gets WHEELED AWAY ON A STRETCHER!

Goodgawd! Dude should be ashamed of himself. He was clearly thinking lawsuit. At least the rest of the Timberwolves' fans had the sense to boo the guy mercilessly as he was carted away. Total garbage.


Blogger Bill-DC said...

The sad thing is this fan was probably on the phone with a couple lawyers today. Give him a signed KG jersey and tell him to scram.

Good blog by the way, very vell done.

5:20 PM  

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