Zags Don't Take Kindly to Gays
Fans at Gonzaga home games have taken to chanting "Brokeback Mountain" at opposing players. You know, this is supposed to imply that they're gay or something. This is funny considering Adam Morrison has a very gayish mustache - all he needs is a trim and and a bent wrist and he'd be John Waters - and John Stockton, Gonzaga's most famous basketball alum, continued to wear short shorts tighter than a thong on a Brazilian beach long after long, baggy shorts were the fashion. (Who likes short shorts? John Stockton likes short shorts!)
"Pick and rolls make me just wanna...just wanna..I JUST WANNA DANCE!"