Sunday, February 12, 2006

Zags Don't Take Kindly to Gays

Fans at Gonzaga home games have taken to chanting "Brokeback Mountain" at opposing players. You know, this is supposed to imply that they're gay or something. This is funny considering Adam Morrison has a very gayish mustache - all he needs is a trim and and a bent wrist and he'd be John Waters - and John Stockton, Gonzaga's most famous basketball alum, continued to wear short shorts tighter than a thong on a Brazilian beach long after long, baggy shorts were the fashion. (Who likes short shorts? John Stockton likes short shorts!)

"Pick and rolls make me just wanna...just wanna..I JUST WANNA DANCE!"


Blogger James said...

Was that a Holy Grail reference? Cheeky.

12:24 PM  
Blogger White Silk said...

I'm so tired of the Gonzaga hype - yes they are a relative newcomer to the national stage and they have had some good runs in the Dance over the past 8 years or so but they play in a weak conference and get bounced in the tourney whenever they play a team that can rebound, defend and get in their grill. Shit'll happen again this year, count on it!!

As for Morrison, the kid can straight up score from all areas of the court - I like his offensive game a lot. But, he can't defend at all and his passing isn't nearly "Bird-like" as all his d@#k-suckers would lead you to believe. Plus, that mustache that everyone has so much pleasure in talking about looks sorrier than a crack-addict hangin' outside a soup kitchen for "just a little taste..."
Dude needs to shave that weak-ass peach fuzz until he can grow a real 'stache, a la the big blue superhero, The Tick!!

9:48 AM  
Blogger UnknownColumn said...

Gonzaga = Sweet 16 at best.

1:34 PM  

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