Thursday, March 02, 2006

Bum



Once a bum, always a bum - and Tim Thomas is most certainly a bum. B-U-M. Bum.

Having played a total of three games with the Bulls before being sent home for a crappy work ethic and general reluctance to be anything other than a bum, Thomas has finally been waived by the Bulls, who, infuriatingly, will continue to pay his nearly $14 million salary. The worst part? Thomas is allegedly close to signing with the contending Suns.

Moral of the story for all you kiddies reading? Be lazy, quit on your team, get paid millions, and end up getting your way and playing for a winner.

The NBA. It's fantastic.

At the risk of going off on yet another rant aimed at overpaid athletes, this is total garbage. I bet Thomas hasn't given a dime of that $14 mil to charity. I bet dude just sits on his ass all day long and jokes about the highway robbery he's committing.

And I bet he's a bust in Phoenix just as he's been a bust everywhere he's been. Bum. B-U-M. Bum.

Worst Bull ever: Thomas or Eddie Robinson? Discuss.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Andrew said...

My vote goes to Tim Thomas. Eddie Robinson sucked, but you never heard him argue that he deserved big minutes or claiming that he was an All-Star.

10:08 AM  
Blogger UnknownColumn said...

Well, I certainly couldn't argue with you either way.

11:29 AM  
Blogger White Silk said...

Thomas is a bum indeed - apparently he's been hanging out at his old campus, Villanova, practicing, and collecting the fat-ass check he gets from the Bulls, just waiting for the day when he gets the release so he can "play for a winner." What an spineless, lazy f@#%!

As far as worst ever, though, I don't think Eddie Robinson nor Tim Thomas should even enter the argument. That title goes, hands-down, to Brad Sellers. What a waste of 7 feet that moron was....

Thomas - Biggest ass - he wins that title bar none!

2:37 PM  
Blogger Bill-DC said...

Anyone know what Granville Waiters is up to these days?

5:43 PM  
Blogger UnknownColumn said...

Brad Sellers? Ouch. Yeah, he was a big time bust and a typical Jerry Krause draft pick. I shudder to think how bad the Bulls would have been under Krause if they didn't have Jordan all those years. Remember Jeff Sanders?

Granville Waiters? I believe he's currently undergoing hair transplant surgery.

The sad part is that Sellers and Waiters both went to Ohio State, right? Man, the Buckeyes haven't been good to the Bulls (though I wouldn't mind seeing them give Terrance Dials a shot this year.)

10:45 PM  
Anonymous priest, they called me said...

Brad Sellers...shit. Anyway, Yeah, Thomas is a waste of skin and all, but his aquisition was a means to an end, i.e. get rid of alot of salary for a little salary and a high draft pick (maybe the #1 overall pick...by the way, thanks again Isiah, YOU DUMB FUCK!!! Keep up the good work!). But which made Los Toros look worse, Unknown Column? The previously mentioned Brad Sellers draft choice...shit. Or the fact that the Bulls, excercising their own free will, signed E-Rob as a free agent...To a shit load of money at that?

8:14 AM  
Blogger UnknownColumn said...

Yeah, you definitely have to give Paxson the benefit of the doubt here. He was put in a unique situation and pretty much handcuffed by an overweight dude with a heart condition. Pax (and the Bulls) were going to get scewed either way and had to make the best of a bad situation.

I might have to vote E-Rob here if only because we were forced to see him every game. At least Tim Thomas has been out of sight and out of mind.

8:53 AM  

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