Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Crushing News

If the thought of Jessica Alba appearing in Playboy makes you hyperventilate, you can breathe easy.

According to the Smoking Gun...

Actress Jessica Alba, who appears in a bikini on the cover of Playboy's March issue, is threatening to sue the magazine, claiming that Hugh Hefner & Co. are trying to make it seem that she appears in a "nude or semi-nude pictorial."

Now, I'm no expert on all that complicated lawyer speak, but I think that means Alba will not be appearing in Playboy in a "nude or semi-nude pictorial." Damn. I haven't been this crushed since Anna Kournikova retired from tennis. (She really needs to pull a Martina Hingis and get back out on the court.)

Alas, maybe someday Alba will come to her senses and do the right thing. As Howard Stern likes to say, "Give her a few years...she'll do it." Until then, we'll all have to struggle to get by with pics of Alba wearing close to nothing. Oh, woe is us. It's a cruel, hard world.


Blogger Bill-DC said...

This makes up for the Barry Bonds as Paula Abdul pic that was posted yesterday.

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