Thursday, April 06, 2006

Cheerleaders in Baseball?



In what may simply be an attempt to polish a turd, the Reds have unveiled a new quirk to their presentation this season: cheerleaders. This, of course, leads to one question: how many has Bronson Arroyo already slept with?

While part of me thinks cheerleaders anywhere - athletic events, grocery stores, church, my shower - are always a welcome addition, there is a tiny part of me that thinks cheerleaders in baseball are a bit out of place.

Of course, if I'm sitting right above the dugout in the above photo, I'm loving it. Shake it like a Polaroid picture. I'd be asking the beer guy to give me all my change in singles.

No wonder Glendon Rusch got shelled yesterday. I have a feeling the ERAs of visiting teams my balloon in Cincy this summer.

What do you think?

4 Comments:

Blogger Big Al said...

Beer; check.
Cheerleaders dancing on the dug-out; check.
Foul-pole; check.
Now, just get rid of that boring game and we’d have a decent strip club.

12:25 PM  
Blogger UnknownColumn said...

All we need is a private area for lap dances and we're set.

4:06 PM  
Blogger Big Al said...

Any Devil rays game will do

4:33 PM  
Blogger UnknownColumn said...

That's hysterical.

You know, strippers might be a good way to attract some fans to Devil Ray games. Isn't the Tampa area infamous for having plenty of strip clubs?

2:35 AM  

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