Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Down Mexico Way

Mexico, here I come!

Mexican President Vicente Fox will sign a bill that would legalize the use of nearly every drug and narcotic sold by the same Mexican cartels he's vowed to fight during his five years in office, a spokesman said Tuesday.

The list of illegal drugs approved for personal consumption by Mexico's Congress last week is enough to make one dizzy — or worse.

Cocaine. Heroin. LSD. Marijuana. PCP. Opium. Synthetic opiates. Mescaline. Peyote. Psilocybin mushrooms. Amphetamines. Methamphetamines.

Hell, if anything can stem the tide of Mexicans flowing into the United States, this may just be it. Better wages vs a great, legal high? Hmm. Tough one.


Blogger Big Al said...

legal meth !?! 1st pamphlets on how to sneak over the border, now legalized meth? what a way to show you care.

2:58 PM  
Blogger UnknownColumn said...

Legal meth? Yippee! They're going to have to close the border from people leaving the US for Mexico.

9:13 AM  

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